idk if anyone’s made this yet, but i made patrick’s body transparent! He’ll be the color of your blog! It has a white background so it sticks out more C:
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I didn’t make this gif, but I made it transparent so now dean is peeping into your blog :)
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yay.
nuke florida
florida man will be missed but its for a good cause
We… Already have those? Even larger…
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idk I have been seeing these black guys all over my dash and I was like “man that face looks familiar.”
KEVIN THE SEA CUCUMBER
Your wonderful Mitt Romney:
- laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital.
- set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to avoid U.S. taxes.
- calls Obama’s payroll tax cut that would save middle class/lower income families $1,500 a year “temporary little band aids.”
- plan for a “middle class tax cut” would provide zero benefits to 73.9 percent of the middle class.
- called for taxes on the poor, saying low-income Americans having no income tax liability is “a problem” that will “kill the country.”
- would repeal the Dodd-Frank bill, which regulates the risky practices that led to the 2008 crisis.
- said he wants to “get the federal government out of education
- As governor, vetoed a minimum wage increase to $8 an hour.
- said he “cannot see that a Cabinet position would be justified” for an American Muslim.
- opposes troop withdrawal from Iraq.
- said that catching bin Laden would be “insignificant” and it’s “not worth moving heaven and earth.”
- supports drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
- supports penalties for doctors who perform an abortion.
- would “absolutely” support a state constitutional amendment to define life as beginning at conception, which would restrict women’s right to an abortion.
- pledged to expand a Bush-Era policy of permitting doctors to deny women access to contraceptives.
- drafted a bill to exempt a religious group from nondiscrimination rules, allowing it to ban gay couples from adopting children.
- refused to condemn the booing of a gay soldier at a GOP debate.
- blamed pornography for the Virginia Tech shooting. (WTF?)
- first act as president would be to allow all states to opt out of health reform through executive action, which would be illegal.
- feels Americans’ pain because he’s “also unemployed.” Romney was worth $250 million in 2008.
- won’t release his tax returns.
- “loves” george bush
- thinks windows in airplanes should open
- believes that rapists should have parental rights over children resulting from the rape they committed.
So no, YOU do your research. If that last three, especially, don’t make you think Romney is a complete idiot, then you’re on some other shit.
That last one actually makes me sick.
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Good thing he didn’t stay in the house!!
you can’t not reblog this.
always makes me laugh.
that girl in the bottom right corner is killin me..
lmfaooo
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1) You only get one - With the exception of a few games, the whole point is you get one partner. With Pokemon the whole point is just to train them and get as many of them as possible. Digimon gives you only one. You need to take care of it like it was a real pet (In the Tomagotchi’s and Digimon…
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
Oh my god the NOTES
HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!
lol
the gif… PRICELESS.
there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!
Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.
I’m reblogging it again.
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here is a pictuer of danny phantom
if you drag him around your dash hes goin ghost and you can get mad at stuff on tumblr together
reblog every tiME
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